Jose and his amazing technicolour overcoat

I miss Jose Mourinho.....

“Please don’t call me arrogant, but I’m European champion and I think I’m a special one.”

“Pressure? There is no pressure. Bird Flu is pressure. No, you laugh, but I am being serious. I am more worried about the swan than I am about football.”

“Young players are a little bit like melons. Only when you open and taste the melon are you 100 per cent sure that the melon is good."

To quote but a few. What are some of your favourite Jose moments...?